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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Asterix, Obelix, and Americanix

Well howdy! Admittedly, some interesting things have happened since we last chatted. Let's start from the top!

I finally made it to the American Church last week. It was really nice to be surrounded by other Americans. It's kind of amusing, because before embarking on this grand adventure I was embarrassed to be associated with Americans, but now I gladly seek them out. We may not know our geography, but god help us we know how to make a car that someone can actually sit in comfortably.

Then, on Thursday, we went the Parc Asterix! It was really a lot of fun. I love theme parks. I love the rides, certainly (my favorite was the wooden roller coaster "La Tonnerie de Zeus"), but I love the imagination that goes into everything. It's really quite phenomenal how much creativity goes into each and every inch of the park.

Also, I learned that the two big theme parks (Parc Asterix and Disneyland) are the only places that really celebrate Halloween. It was fun to see all the things I was accustomed to, witches, ghouls, chainsaw murderers, that completely blindsided the French.

Then today, some English friends of the family were visiting, so we went to an American Diner. I was really excited to go, because I remember how fun it was to go to Outback Steakhouse with real Australians, and now I was on the other side.

The idea I had in my head was something like the episode of Arrested Development where they go to the American Restaurant in Little Britain, and everything is made with donuts and sparklers. It wasn't quite like that, but it was nice to see things like pancakes and milkshakes on the menu. It was also extremely refreshing to see mustard and ketchup placed at every table.

At the end of the meal, they gave us a plate full of gummi hamburgers with our check. One of the English girls asked if they gave you those at every American Restaurant. I found this amusing, of course, but it made me realize how absolutely ridiculous getting fortune cookies is. Oh well.

And here are some more pictures. That's why you're here, anyway.

Ian

The spire of the American church

Les Invalides (very close to the church)


That tower that everyone keeps talking about

Les Invalides metro station

Asterix, sitting on top of a mountain. God I love theme parks!

A sled style ride with no track. I forget how it was safe...

Halloween in the background

"Le looping" roller coaster.

Zeus (wearing underwear)


Three-dimensional map of Paris

Decoration at the American diner

Hamburger gummi

Murica!

Well played, Paris

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Legal Resident!

Well, it's finally happened. I'm now legally allowed to stay in France.

This was confirmed by a fun trip to the immigration office yesterday morning, and I say fun because I got to explore a whole new part of the Paris suburbs. After taking the T2 all the way to the end (I normally only stay for two or three stops), I arrived at Porte de Versaille. I didn't stay very long (three minutes), but I got to take the T3 for the very first time. This tram line reminded me more of the Trams in the Hague, the only other European I had previously visited, because they ride in a grassy median between the streets. Of course, in the Hague, the trams also travel in the street alongside cars, and I'm fortunate that they don't do that here (it's positively terrifying!).

After then taking the M13, I arrived in Montogue, and then was tasked with walking to the Immigration Office. One thing I've noticed about taking public transportation to new places is that I have absolutely no bearing where I am. By car or by bus, you're on the surface and making conscious turns, so you at least have some perspective where you've gone. But crisscrossing underground and popping up somewhere makes it really difficult for me to have any clue whatsoever.

Admittedly, I'm bad at navigating. If you hand me a map in a car while I'm driving in America I'm as good as lost. But in America, I can pull over and find my way (eventually), and can definitely find my way by foot. I've discovered that this is because (most) intersections at home happen at proper right angles, and streets are clearly labeled at each intersection. In Paris, this is not the case. Intersections happen in weird curves and street signs are either on the walls of parallel buildings or on signs in the sidewalk. But of course, putting those two things together, sometimes those signs appear to pointing to several different streets, for the signs are at right angles, but the streets are not.

I left early enough that I was able to take the 15 minutes to find this place, even though it was only three minutes away from the station. I got stuck at one stupid intersection. In America, I have my iPhone as a crutch, and even though I have one here, the location services are dreadful. Eventually I found a map, and decided to just to walk north. And hope I'd find my way.

And I did, and I was on time, although that didn't do me much good, admittedly. I waited in the (first) waiting room for a half an hour, watching the news of all the protests that were going on across the river. Finally, I was brought into the second waiting room, where the clockwork type precision of the French health-care system took over.

I first waited at Station 1 (labeled as such), where I was called up, flashed my passport, and asked a few questions. I then moved to Station 2, where my height and weight were taken by different nurses. Next, I went to Station 3, where they checked my vision. I then moved the Station 4, where I was given a chest x-ray (they let me keep it). And finally, I moved to Station 5, where I consulted with a doctor, who took my blood pressure, asked my about my shots (side note: she informed me that they have a vaccine for TB in Europe, but it's not given in the US. Why on Earth do I waste my time every few years getting that stupid bubble test if I could just be immune?), and told me I was fine.

Being finished with the medical procedures, I went upstairs, and waited in the waiting room for the immigration officer. I was introduced to the European principle of a "line," where we didn't sign in or anything, we just were supposed to know who arrived before us. I was a bit timid to go when I thought I was the "suivant" because I was doubting whether or not people arrived before or after me.

I met with the officer, and handed her a 55€ stamp that I bought at a tobacco shop, my passport, a photo, and a written testament from the woman I work for saying I live with her. Turns out the mother forgot to sign it, and the officer complained, and I was worried I would experience the "no-nonsense" French bureaucracy that I had heard so much about. But she took it, grudgingly, and informed me that I was now allowed to stay until my Visa expired. Success!

And now I'm officially allowed to stay here! This is hopefully the last of the paperwork I have to do. I'm really sick of it now.

Ian

Montogue Metro Station

Disorienting intersection (I was supposed to go left)

Graffiti (can you find the American 90's TV show?)

Sunday, October 17, 2010

4/10...

Just thought I'd note that the strike finally took it's toll today. I was baffled why people canceled their plans and canceled school because of it, but that was until I attempted to get to church and got stranded at the RER platform. I arrived at 10:54, praying that I would be able to get on a train so I would be just a little late the 11:00 service, but sure enough the screen on the platform said "Prochain Train: 11:54." A fellow stranded passenger informed me that they were only running four out of ten trains, and we seemed to have arrived for the other six out of ten.

I can't help but be spiteful at the moment, considering that they're striking over raising the retirement age from 60 to 62. Oh well. Next week, if they're still striking, I'll just leave at 9. I'm only being somewhat sarcastic...

In other news the weather has finally turned bitterly cold. That's unfortunate timing, with the whole practice of waiting outside for public transportation. Most people will have wasted those two extra retirement years waiting at this rate. And to think I never thought there could be something worse than the Writer's Strike.

Ian

Saturday, October 16, 2010

La Defense...La Defense

   The title is what the tram-lady says every morning that I go anywhere, because the tram to La Defense is the easiest way to get to Paris. However, today I got to walk around a little above ground, and it's actually quite wonderful.
   This was a after going to an Au Pair meeting at my agency, which was very helpful in both meeting people and learning a few techniques. I feel quite fortunate that my french is where it is now. Anyway, here are some photographs I took along the way:

Giant thumb (obliged cheezy tourist photo)

La Grande Arche

Awesome seemingly-curved building.


Giant snowglobe?

Art? If you want to call it that.


Tree cylinder with rainbow?

Creepy child statue named Arthur

His equally creepy friend Zoe
   In other news, I finally have my metro pass! No more worrying about tickets or not being able to get on the RER for me. Of course, speaking of the RER, there's a fabulous strike going on right now, meaning there are fewer trains with more people on them. I haven't had much trouble getting to school (I leave 20 minutes earlier now and arrive 15 minutes early) and otherwise no big issues, except for the occasional half an hour wait for the tram.
   Not much else to report. I'm checking out an American non-denominational church today. I'll hopefully meet some fun Americans!

Ian

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Pictures of Obscure French Things

Just kidding. Yesterday I decided to go here:

I felt bad that I had been in Paris for a little while and still hadn't been. Now, I didn't want to pay to go up (yet), so instead I enjoyed taking free pictures and enjoying the beautiful weather. I then did some walking around, and took lots and lots and lots of pictures. I'll let them speak for themselves.

Ian


Inside joke...also got harassed by a deaf woman here.






I don't know what this was, but I'm sure it's symbolic of suffering or something.




Les Invalides



I wish I could properly describe how wonderful it smelled



The man himself. Apparently he's taller than Sarkozy...






I don't know where he was going, but he was carrying a French Horn















Don't worry, I was in a safe(ish) pedestrian area.

Same shot, zoomed in a little better.

   An adorable fountain. There was one of those old timey puppet shows in this park too, but I was too afraid to take a picture. I think watching Hunchback of Notre Dame as a child made me terrified of gypsies...


I thought this was interesting, only to find out...

...that there were tons of them being sold in the art gallery where I also found this.

None of this looks remotely American...

Trying to convey how want people were on the Champs on a Saturday afternoon.